Dude is that a Fucking Condor?!

So were in nature, it pretty nuts. I mean just really amazing to be completely honest. Zach just stands there, then all of a sudden "dude! look at all the shit!" it true there is a lot to look at. This isn't like being in a house, where all you got to look at are chairs dogs and stuff. no way man here, down in this here forest we got BUGS, and huuuuge trees that like go way way up.

im just looking at nature and theres just so much stuff here. I mean who designed the nature? do monkeys plant the forest? or is it just random? its too beautiful to be random, orrrr maybe thats what makes it so amazing, it random. hahah this is some deep shit right here.

I just had a really terrifying revelation, ok we need to be careful because what if there are like huge monkeys in the tress like in that one Indiana Jones movie? I mean they could be in the trees just eating fruit and then they see us and nature doesnt approve of our trespassing? fuck we need to get going. ive heard of monkeys that can tear a man in twain.

except Zach has now decided to stand there like a fucking idiot. im just standing here feeling like a million eyes are on me. hold on guys I see something on the hill.....ITS A FUCKING CONDOR forget the monkeys we need to worry about that gargantuan creature. Ive heard condors can like stop a 747 from flying, i lrned that in dinosaur class with dain. i wish he was here, he'd fight this fucking condor. no wait, that was a pterodactyl that was big as a plane, not a condor.

but if u are ever high u def need to come out to the woods, safe woods with no condors of course, and enjoy nature. it really makes u appreciate the earth. ok so zach told this joke. and i nearly died, unfortunately im gonna wake up tomorrow and read this and realize it aint worth a shit lol

"3 babies are in a hospital. one of the babies turns to the other and asks "what u in for?" the other baby says im getting my cord cut. the baby next to that baby turns to him and askes him what about you? the other baby responds "FUCK YOU". lol

well were inside now. after whats seemed like a half hour to decide what food we wanted to eat, we came to the conclusion that we would take it all. We have a huge bowl of puppy chow, a fridge of water, beef jerky, gatorade, chocolate lover drumstick, ice cream, and the staple food our lives, munchies. god i am OUT of my mind high right now, now check this shit, we only did a bowl hahaha.

omg zach is too stoned to fuckn make a sentence haha what a little fucker dude haha ohhhhhh wait now hold up is, is is that mr. bob i hear quietly swooning my name? it is! way to be. the music, oh god, lemme tell you something this is the most perfect and calm high i have ever had, so if ur aasking why i can type like a normal guy, well thi is why. dude this is some funky fuckin music! oh god they have french horns on this song!! listne to that shit. my god...is is so damn happy, the world needs to justr be like this. my fingers hurt, and zach has 4 arms like MACHAMP!!! holyu fuck what are fighting types bad against again, shit shit shit i havent been practicing my pokemon skills forever! PHYchic type thats it, if only i had a kadabra KADABRAAAAAAAAAAAAA! bra hahaha rhyme time! time to rhyme! all the time!!!

(1-2 hours of minldess talking and comboniation of classical music, rap and some scary techno music)

ill add the rest when my fingers arent jelly like. time to watch anchorman!